Heir apparent to the leadership of the liberaly-independant party will run next election
You heard it here first.Chast Introdo the heir apparent to the throne of liberal-independant party has decided to seek the nomination in the riding of Fair-Weather-Federalist.
When asked what he will have to offer the voters he responded, "I'm running because of my name".
Rumours have abounded since last years leadership convention and party group hug that he would be seeking the big chair of the party as most of the party membership elites decided that it was his by birth rite. Most observers and navel gazers (when they were not on Brittn'y watch) have been told by Chast that he will become the next leader and Prime Minister when the current leader is evicted because "I'm entitled to my entitlement".
As most will recall Chast has been in the public tabloid talking points since he got married last year and speculation has run rampant whenever the indie-lib poll numbers start dropping. However most observers seem to think that Introdo will have difficulty winning the nomination as his opponent is a poster child for all the politically correct causes near and dear to the youth wing or kook fringe of the party. Supporters point out however that due to the shining light emminating from the divine influence of "his grace" (as they like to call him) will blind any opposition to his campaign and he will cake walk his way to the big chair.
They also expect that once he wins his seat in Parliament his ascent to the leadership will be a foregone conclusion.
Naysayers seem to have fears that this will be a repetition of inter-party civil infighting which lead to the downfall of the previous leader. However when we queried as to the name of that last leader none of them could recollect his name.
Developments are on going and we at Gimbol's D&S are actively working to get an exclusive interview with the young prince.
Stay tuned.
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